Comments on: Weekend Caption Contest

By: Nick Bazin

Nick Bazin — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:30:22 +0000

A surprise press conference was held by Rudy Giuliani as he explains the surgical procedure that removed any chance of winning the presidency from his ass.

By: Will Wallace

Will Wallace — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:12:13 +0000

The new inflatable Rudy doll didn’t meet sales expectations

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:39:31 +0000

“I coulda had a V-8.”

By: Steve

Steve — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:44:22 +0000

Oh no! I forgot my cell phone! She’s gonna kill me!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:14:42 +0000

When you swim inna da sea
and an eel bites-a your knee…
That’s a moray!

By: karen

karen — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:08:31 +0000

No, really, I WAS invited on that hunting trip! It coulda been ME with a facefull of buckshot…this gorgeous face! The horror!

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:33:12 +0000

Wrong hand! The joint was in my left hand. Ha ha, now I get to smoke it.

By: RAMMER

RAMMER — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:30:33 +0000

What? I told her she could get an abortion.

By: Winston (Gamer)

Winston (Gamer) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:45:20 +0000

Rudy was a changed man once he discovered the “Vibrate” setting on his phone.

By: Chuck Foxtrot

Chuck Foxtrot — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:13:51 +0000

“Moon River, wider than a mile…”