Weekend Caption Contest
Photo: Jon Reid
In honor of Al Gore receiving the Nobel Peace Prize today, it seems fitting to make him the subject of this weekend’s Caption Contest. Good thing the Nobel’s pretty diminutive since Gore’s Oscar and Emmy awards no doubt take up most of the room over his gas environmentally-friendly fireplace.
Have at it, folks. Winners announced Monday or so.
*never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease...
“Who’s Your Daddy?”
I suck at this but here’s my lame answer…
“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!” **in Jack’s voice**
ignore this comment. I’m just leaving it to subscribe to these comments so I can see all the clever things people think of;)
“You wanna see greenhouse gases? PULL MY FINGER!”
…and so I SAY TO YOU, my bretheren, VERILY hath man SINNED, and the WARMING, yea, it shall be FEARFUL…
“I did not have sex with that woman either.”
“I don’t care what Michelle Malkin says, I am not the inspiration for the name of her video website!”
Gore 2.0
Now with Pointy Finger Action and Real Lifelike Sound!
Pull His Finger to Hear The Outrage!!!!!
-=ptchow! ptchow!=-
Actually I prefer to view it that Soylent Green is Carbon Offsets.
“No Al, Oslo is to your right.”
Everyone thought all was finally right with Al until during the frenzy of the moment he proclaimed, “I invented Global Warming.”
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Spidermanbearpig,
Spidermanbearpig,
Does what ever a
Spidermanbearpig can
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You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to ME?!
No? Okay.
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Go Greased Lightning, you’re burnin’ up the quarter mile!
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You didn’t invent the Internet!
“We got Trouble. It starts with T which rhymes with P and also G which stands for Global Warming.”
Phone home! A.G. phone home! A.G. Phone home
“Don’t mess with the best!”
“You don’t need to see my Nobel Peace Prize.”
Well, since my baby left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
Its down at the end of lonely street
At heartbreak hotel.
Aw, Snap !
How you doin’?
It’s Monday when I tell you it’s Monday.