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This time, my lovely Venomites, there’s a $10 Amazon.com gift card at stake. So be witty. Be very, very witty.
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Tuesday, September 20th, 2011, 6:25 pm | Politics Bite, Time Wasting Bites | RSS feed
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I forgot to tell my wife to get me a spliff ready for today. How in the hell am I going to maintain my regular upbeat & cool manner if I’m not stoned? [sorry couldn’t help it he looks stoned all of the time & he’s always got a cigar]
“Feeling the mid-term sleepiness setting in? Need a boost? Then pick up a can of 5-Hour Energy!”
Wait. He’s been thinking??!!??
“I should’ve had another cigarette.”
To combat this insomnia, I must let Biden speak.
“I knew I shouldn’t have partied with the Pope last night…”
” if I keep my eyes closed long enough, they all might go away”
I could use some sleep. What’s a Holiday Inn Express? Do they leave the light on?
Damn, this communo-socialism shit be hard!
I’ve spent all this time pushing electric cars……..I coulda had a V8!