An Incentive To Donate

by Venomous Kate

The Victory Coalition is still lagging behind in our fundraising for The Spirit of America – an effort by the U.S. Marines stationed in Iraq to establish television alternatives to al-Jazeera.

Needless to say, the Coalition members are now going to great lengths to encourage your donations. Kevin has shamelessly exploited his newborn son, while Michele – a lifelong Yankees fan – has humbled herself by donning a Red Sox hat to appease a donor. Other Coalition members are making offers, too, all in an effort to motivate reader donations.

Well, you know me: always a bit late to jump on the bandwagon and yet determined not to be left behind. So I think I’ll make an offer, too: your receipt for a $100 donation gets you a 4-course gourmet dinner and night of drinks on the Venomous Lanai as my guest on your next trip to Hawai’i.

I’ll even wear the infamous sarong.

What are you waiting for? Donate now!

30 Responses to “An Incentive To Donate”

  1. I’ll even wear the infamous sarong.

    See, this is where a photo would help.

  2. a plane ticket to Hawai’i would help too. :-P

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