Saddam’s Been Screwed This Badly Before
It turns out, is a familiar position for bending over and grabbing his ankles is a familiar position for Saddam.
KUWAIT CITY — Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been caught with his pants down — literally. A shocking 1968 porn film has surfaced, in which the flamboyant strongman appears performing raunchy homosexual acts!
The image quality of the grainy 16mm film, uncovered by the Kuwaiti secret police, is poor — but experts who’ve taken a close look at the hairy-chested actor are “100 percent certain” it is a younger, trimmer Saddam.
“There is no doubt in my mind that this is Saddam — there’s no mistaking those eyes and that distinctive nose,” declares Hussein biographer Sadiq al-Sabah of Kuwait, who’s seen the eye-popping footage first-hand.
“It may be hard to believe that a man who now leads one of the most powerful nations in the Middle East once acted in blue movies, but to anyone familiar with how reckless and sexually promiscuous Saddam was in his youth, this will come as no surprise. It’s also a known fact that the young, desperate soldier did anything for money.
“Saddam appeared in as many as 85 of these films under a variety of stage names, most frequently Omar Studdif,” reveals the researcher.
Now how the hell am I supposed to burn these images out of my frontal cortex?
*never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease...
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